I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe that just happened. , I kid click here you not, I feel I'm going to faint! Everything was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?